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THE ANSWER!!! (PART I)


It is now time for concerned Americans to put a stop to all the economic, political, and religious heresy being committed by those liberal politicians who are trying to destroy America's economy and our children's future!
 
                     PART I
 
1.  Invite Arnold "the Governator" and all California Liberals and Illegal Aliens (to include Aliens Feinstein and Boxer) to a huge Spring Party in Chicago, at which time all attendees will receive either humanitarian awards or $50,000.00 cash.  Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi will be the Co-Master of Ceremonies, but due to per-diem funding limits, will be required to sleep in the same bed.  President Obama and all of his friends in ACORN will be the Guests of Honor.
2.  While the party is in progress, erect a secure border fence around Chicago and its' subburbs.
3.  Announce at the party that Chicago and everyone inside the fence is being traded to Canada in exchange for a 20 mile strip of coastal land from Washington State to Alaska.
4.  If Canada does not feel that the trade is in their best interests, include the city of Detroit in the deal.
5.  Not enough???  O.K...then include the entire Liberal State of Michigan, and if necessary the States of Minnesota (for their failure to support Norm Coleman) and Maine (in "honor" of their two turncoat Republican Senators).
6.  Still not enough???  O.K...forget the trade!  Just give Chicago and Detroit to Canada!
7.  Deny access into the "New U.S. of A" to all those now inside the borders of Chicago and Detroit, the new territories of Canada!
8.  And finally...have another National Election in the "New U.S. of A."
 
 
P.S. #1  The Humanitarian Awards and the $50,000.00 Cash Gift was a Joke!
P.S. #2  Would someone please stop Nancy from slobbering all over poor Barney!
 
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THE "NEW" AMERICAN ELECTION PROCESS

CONGRESS:  Put term limits on Congress and they'll steal that much faster!
 
NANCY PELOSI:  What is the definition of a woman who licks her lips, smiles, performs her duty, then grabs for your wallet?
 
JOHN McCAIN:  Voting for John McCain because he was a true Conservative was like poopin' in your hand to keep your panties clean!
 
CONGRESS:  A group of elected officials with the "OO" license to maim, steal, and kill!
 
HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON:  The black hearted "Queen" who was checkmated in her own party's chess game of Liberal deception!
 
HARRY REID:  The comic book character who wears a three "S" insignia on his underwear that stands for "Snooze, Slander, and Steal."
 
CONGRESS:  Did you ever hear of a member of Congress who retired poor?
 
BARACK OBAMA:  A vaudeville character and winner of this century's PT Barnum award!
 
2008 ELECTION:  A campaign where Al Capone would not only have been eligible to run, but would have been supported by Al Gore, John Kerry, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and the mainstream media!
 
THE MAJORITY OF AMERICAN VOTERS:  Too lazy to research the facts; too stupid to understand the ultimate results; too naive to challenge all the lies; and too selfish to care about anything but themselves!
 
THE AMERICAN TAXPAYER:  Soon to discover what it was really like to be a slave!
 
Dedicated to all those American Conservatives who continue to fight the good fight!
Signed: Sir Rowdy
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DEAR GOVERNOR PALIN

   Like millions of other true Conservatives, I'm more than disappointed that you are returning to Alaska without the "Gold Medal!"  However, we are all thankful that we've gotten introduced to our Joan-of-Arc in the Conservative movement.  Yes, I understand what eventually happened to the historical Joan-of-Arc, but remember...learn from history!  Don't allow those snot-nosed powerbroker insiders within the Republican Party to side-track you from your future mission...a mission that will eventually save America from the destruction emposed upon it over the next few years by Radical Liberals!
   As a youthful newsman and undercover investigator who worked around and within political campaigns, please allow me to offer my best advice.  In doing so, I propose that our political history has been conveniently slanted by self-serving politicians.  To wit:  Ronald Reagan didn't win because he was a Conservative!  He won elections because he sold Conservatism as a patriotic American Movement!  In fact, both his speeches and his political "quips" were so patriotic that they made the ghost of John Phillip Sousa laugh and dance on his own gravestone.  So, what does this have to do with you?
   "Learn, Baby...Learn!!!"  Yes, you already understand your own shortcomings displayed over the past few months.  To me, they weren't important, but to the Liberal Media, they were the bullets needed to shoot down, or at least tarnish your image.  So, we agree on the first step...right?
   Secondly, continue to be a fantastic Governor, but then...    At the first opportunity, win an election as one of Alaska's respresentatives in Congress...either as a Congresswoman or Senator.  (I would suggest Congresswoman, where you can truly represent the "common" voter, without having to bow down to the good-ol'-boy system in the U.S. Senate.)
   Then, as a "national" politician, raise enough charming "Hell" that the Liberal Media can't ignore you!
   Well, as they say, from there on..."the sky's the limit!"  In 2016, or even 2020, there will be no glass ceiling for you, and all of us who love you will carry your banner to that time when you will be sworn in as America's most promising President!  And believe it...by then, we'll need you more than anyone can now imagine.
   Thank you for your efforts, and God Bless you and your family!
 
Signed, Sir Rowdy
 
P.S.  Even though I'll soon turn 70, if you'll invest the effort, I promise to be around to cheer and vote for you when the time arrives.
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Final Thoughts in the Voting Booth

     Now, let's see...why should I vote for John McCain?  Well, he has fantastic experience, unyielding character, the truthfullness of a saint, exceptional leadership ability, two great female partners, a fervent trust in God, and is as honest as any politician that's ever lived on this earth.  Of course, I've not always agreed with the man, but...
     All right, now...why should I vote for Barack Obama?  Hmmm...I have very little in common with him, and since I'm not black or a radical Socialist or Marxist, and certainly wouldn't trust him with my piggy bank, let alone the secret codes to our nation's defensive missile system...
     Wow, that was easy!!!
Signed,
Sir Rowdy
A Resolved Voter
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Biblical Prophesy

 
   While I don't profess to comprehend Biblical Prophesy as well as some, my daughter and I agree that the "End Times" are near.
   Given Barack Obama's checkered background, socialistic policies, preference for a world government, and proficient manner in which he lies to the American public, I have a question of dedicated Christians and Bible scholars:
 
         If Barack Obama gets elected as President of the USA, could this be the first indication that he is truly the Anti-Christ?
 
   (Please leave a comment.)
 
Signed, Sir Rowdy
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Elected by Default

   FIRST FANTASY...THEN FACT!
 
   FANTASY:
   1.  Cindy McCain suddenly promises John that unless he immediately resigns from the campaign for the Presidency, and moves to Bangladesh to help her run an orphanage, she will never again give him any sugar or money!
   2.  Knowing on which side his bread is buttered, John agrees, and convinces the Republican Party to accept his resignation, and to replace him on the ticket with Governor Romney.
   3.  Romney and Palin, the most intelligent ticket in the history of the Grand Ol' Party, wins in a landslide!
   4.  America not only returns to its' rightful place as the successful leader of the free world, but the Liberal politicians, journalists, and their financial backers (such as George Soros) are also traded to Cuba for their next three crops of sugar cane.  (O.K., we'll take the shredded leftovers from only one crop, and throw in all the George W. Bush mementoes for good measure!)
   FACT:
   AMERICA, BY DEFAULT, MUST ELECT JOHN "TWO-WAY" McCAIN FOR ONLY ONE REASON...TO PREVENT THE LIBERALS FROM RUINING AMERICA!!!
   1.  First John, you shouldn't be elected because you're the best candidate available.  The Democrats and Republicans both failed America when they nominated their respective candidates for the Presidency!  We conservatives and moderates can name numerous reasons why neither of you failed Senators should be elected to our greatest office!
   2.  Secondly John, the final straws in our patience with you and your campaign were...
      a.  your active support of that stupid, socialistic, political pay-off "Bailout Bill" (as it was written,) and your socialistic proposal to buy up private home mortgages, and
      b.  your idiotic remarks in support of that "nice man" Barack Obama at one of your rallies on October 10, 2008.
   YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, JOHN!!!
   We citizens are angry and we have a right to be!  Our political parties have let us down, and your frivolous campaign only makes matters worse!  Therefore, you have left us we no other option but to ELECT JOHN McCAIN THIS TIME, BUT BY DEFAULT, AND FOR ONLY ONE TERM!!!  GET IT, JOHN?  ONLY ONE TERM!!!  Then we can nominate and elect either Sara Palin, George Romney, or Donald Duck to represent us for the term of office beginning in four years.
   That's the facts, John!  After four years of keeping Liberals from ruining America, you and Cindy (one of the greatest ladies to ever compliment a candidate) can ride off into the Arizona sunset knowing that you contributed to SAVING AMERICA!  Case closed!
 
Signed, Sir Rowdy
A Disgusted Voter
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SAVING AMERICA

   Phineas Taylor Barnum said it best..."There's a sucker born every minute!"  Yes, and when it comes to America's elections, the one sucker in that axiom must be multiplied by hundreds, if not thousands!  The real question for this election might be, "How can voters be so weak minded so as to believe all the outright lies told by Barack Obama, one of the greatest frauds in American political history?"  Another puzzling question..."Why has Obama been given a free ride when it comes to the illegal activity of ACORN and the convicted slum lord Tony Resco, people with whom Barack Obama has been closely associated?"  There aren't too many honorable politicians left, but how can any decent American even consider voting for this Socialist creep?
   Someone has to step forward and keep the Liberals from destroying this beautiful country and its' government.  So...Who will save America?  I'll get to that, but first, let me list just a few of the many groups and individuals who will never save America!
   1.  Rap artists using foul language and Hollywood actors insulting the very country in which they live and make their millions WILL NEVER SAVE AMERICA!
   2.  Advertising and production companies, television studios, and models who promote raw sex and filthy language on family televisions WILL NEVER SAVE AMERICA!
   3.  Major Network and Cable TV news anchors and their bosses who slant the news by offering only Liberal lies and half-truths, thus failing to honor their charter WILL NEVER SAVE AMERICA!  (Is the FCC asleep, drunk, or...?)
   4.  Lazy people such as those idiots who trash people's lawns, city streets and parks, and WalMart parking lots with bags of fast food leftovers and other garbage WILL NEVER SAVE AMERICA!
   5.  Those low-class people who refuse to work and believe that the government should provide everything for them WILL NEVER SAVE AMERICA!
   6.  Anyone who insults our military by failing to support them in a time of a crisis WILL NEVER SAVE AMERICA!
   7.  The ACLU, the founder of which was an admitted Communist, who formed the legal group with the purpose of converting America into a mind numbing socialist state...they WILL NEVER SAVE AMERICA!
   8.  Those who fail to show respect for our laws, other people's property, the rights of citizens to live a peaceful life, and our beloved country and its' flag WILL NEVER SAVE AMERICA!
   9.  Incompetent teachers and those bureaucratic school administrators and liberal unions who protect them WILL NEVER SAVE AMERICA!
   10. Liberal politicians who will say and do anything to obtain power so they can also turn this country into a socialist state WILL NEVER SAVE AMERICA!
   11. Weak minded college students and their Liberal professors who have no concept regarding the true purpose and character of this great country...THEY WILL NEVER SAVE AMERICA!
   (Note:  It's obvious that those described in 1 through 11 above are Barack Obama's main constituents!)
   12. And, perhaps most of all...BARACK OBAMA, the most liberal Senator in Congress, who has told more lies and half truths during the 2008 election campaign than any fraudulent politician in the history of America!  HE CERTAINLY WILL NEVER SAVE AMERICA!
   As just one example, Obama has claimed that he loves children and wants to reduce abortions in this country.  If so, then why is he co-sponsoring the "Freedom of Choice Act," which creates a fundamental right to abortion throughout the nine months of pregnancy, including the right to abort a fully developed child in the final weeksIf passed, this law will supercede all the state laws that seek to limit abortions, including those that protect infants in the final trimester!  In his speech at the Planned Parenthood Action Fund on July 17, 2007, Obama said, "The first thing I'd do as President is sign the Freedom of Choice Act.  That's the first thing I'd do."  Note: Since Obama has lied about his stand on abortion, don't you think that he might have lied about being a Christian, and whether he actually heard and supported the outlandish statements made by his black separatist pastor?
   However, I personally don't have the knowledge or the ability to explain all of Obama's history of lies.  Therefore, I recommend that you go to either www.townhall.com or to www.nationalreview.com where you can read truthful articles written by real experts, such as:
 
            "The ACORN/Obama Voter Registration Thug Thizzle" by Michelle Malkin,
            "Planting Seeds of Disaster" by Stanley Kurtz, and
            "The Real Obama" by Thomas Sowell
   
   Thus, you can easily research why Barack Obama is a fraud and a liar, and if elected, will be the final deadly step toward the end of our American dream!
   Note:  At this point, I am driven to ask the question, "How can a Christian support Barack Obama, when he stands for the very evil that we were warned about even in our early Sunday School classes?
 
   Well, you get the idea, and if you haven't figured it out by now...AMERICA IS IN BIG TROUBLE!!!
   However, in the long run, the people who will save America are as follows:
      1.  our God fearing mothers who have nurtured families for generations,
      2.  responsible youth and senior citizens who are willing to invest some intelligent thought in the election process,
      3.  hard working Americans, such as emergency responders, building tradesmen, farmers, and the like...people who wouldn't believe in or take any crap from the likes of the arrogant, elitist Barack Obama,
      4.  Conservative Patriots who believe in and support our Constitution as it was written by our forefathers,
      5.  true Christians (not those social Christians who attend church because of the politically correct image it provides them and are willing to believe in and accept almost anything politicians offer them),
      6.  And last, but not least...our Conservative Commentators and Journalists who have dedicated their lives to saving America!
 
   And now, we arrive at the final question..."Will the election of John "Two-Way" McCain save America?
   The honest answer is...probably not, but he has sufficient character, experience, and goals to keep the Liberals from ruining America, and to provide us with the necessary time during which we can figure out how to resolve our economic and social problems.  And don't forget, Al Qaeda is still out there, just waiting for their chance to destroy New York, Miami, Dallas, Philadelphia, or Washington D.C. with their first suitcase Atomic Bomb!  And if they've got more than one...look out!  Even the dumbest person in America knows that we can't trust our national security to a sympathizer like Barack Obama, who has his head up his Waziristan!  In addition, given four years with McCain, SARA PALIN WILL GAIN THE KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE THAT WILL ENABLE HER TO BECOME AN EQUAL TO RONALD REAGAN AND AMERICA'S NEXT GREAT LEADER!
   And all God's children said...Amen!
 
Signed, Sir Rowdy
A Proud American
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VOTER FRAUD

 
   No matter who promotes it, voting is always portrayed as something of value, as it should be.  In fact, next to serving in the military or community emergency services, voting is the most honorable method of demonstrating our patriotism and love of country.
   Voting is a gift and a responsibility offered to us by the founders of America, who paid for it with their blood in the revolt against tyranny.  However, in our "modern enlightened" world, voting has been reduced to a nuisance by couch potatoes and politicians...cheapened through the efforts of Liberals to register dead people and other ineligibles...and sold to the highest bidder by fraudulent politicians in cities such as Chicago, where citizens struggle under the death grip of amoral leaders.
   During the Wallstreet Bailout Crisis, the Liberals in the Democratic Party attempted to provide millions of our tax dollars to one of their affiliated organizations, who had already performed illegal registrations of non-existent voters.  These Democratic Liberals in Congress were not even brought before their Ethics Committee on legitimate charges!  What does that tell you about our Congress that is presently controlled by demonic Democratic Liberals?
   WE MUST NOW ELEVATE THE CRIME OF VOTER FRAUD TO THE LEVEL OF A CLASS "A" FELONY WITH A MINIMUM PRISON SENTENCE OF NO LESS THAN TEN YEARS WITHOUT THE OPPORTUNITY FOR PAROLE!!!  In addition, the penalty must also be applied against any politician who supports individuals or groups who take part in voter fraud!  Further, an appropriate penalty must also be applied against any law officer, prosecuting attorney, or judge who fails to prosecute the crime in a timely manner!
   To do less is an affront against the honorable memory of those hero patriots who founded this country, and gave us the privilege to be able to vote for our leaders!  Of course, as long as the Liberal wing of the Democratic Party has a death grip on our Congress, voter fraud will never be taken seriously!  Thus, voter fraud is one more reason to "THROW THE BASTARDS OUT!"
 
Signed, Sir Rowdy
(A 70 year old patriot, who would
wrestle a bear for the right to vote!)
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