Posted by
Sir Rowdy on Saturday, July 11, 2009 11:45:57 AM
In this fictitious dream, a Muslim terrorist threatens two Americans, Sarah Palin and Nancy Pelosi. The madman claims to have a gun with which he is going to shoot the two well known politicians, and later, their entire families. Both Americans have access to a nearby "Red Button" that controls a trap door beneath the militant Muslim. If opened, this door will quickly drop the terrorist down a long shaft into the burning fires of Hell. The Liberal, Nancy Pelosi tries to negotiate with the terrorist. True to form, the deceptive woman offers the deranged killer billions of our hard-earned tax dollars, all the pork he can eat, free land in San Francisco on which to build a new Muslim Mosque, and all the virgins in Hollywood if he will only walk away in peace. Guessing that her offers must sound generous to this medieval fanatic, Pelosi smiles, then reaches out to shake the hand of the terrorist. However, as the madman turns toward the radical Congresswoman, the would-be killer's hysterical laughter turns to a cold sneer. In his hand is a loaded gun pointed directly at the shocked Liberal. But, before the terrorist can pull the trigger, the trap door opens, and he quickly falls into his well deserved home in Hell.
With the wisdom of Soloman, Sarah Palin knew from the beginning that the terrorist could not be trusted and has pushed the "Red Button" in time to save Pelosi. Congresswoman Pelosi, frustrated but not to be outdone, quickly locates a television camera and loudly accuses Sarah Palin of being an irrational killer and a war monger!
HAVE I AWAKENED YET?
David Keys, Author