Posted by
Sir Rowdy on Friday, February 20, 2009 10:51:14 AM
It is now time for concerned Americans to put a stop to all the economic, political, and religious heresy being committed by those liberal politicians who are trying to destroy America's economy and our children's future!
PART I
1. Invite Arnold "the Governator" and all California Liberals and Illegal Aliens (to include Aliens Feinstein and Boxer) to a huge Spring Party in Chicago, at which time all attendees will receive either humanitarian awards or $50,000.00 cash. Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi will be the Co-Master of Ceremonies, but due to per-diem funding limits, will be required to sleep in the same bed. President Obama and all of his friends in ACORN will be the Guests of Honor.
2. While the party is in progress, erect a secure border fence around Chicago and its' subburbs.
3. Announce at the party that Chicago and everyone inside the fence is being traded to Canada in exchange for a 20 mile strip of coastal land from Washington State to Alaska.
4. If Canada does not feel that the trade is in their best interests, include the city of Detroit in the deal.
5. Not enough??? O.K...then include the entire Liberal State of Michigan, and if necessary the States of Minnesota (for their failure to support Norm Coleman) and Maine (in "honor" of their two turncoat Republican Senators).
6. Still not enough??? O.K...forget the trade! Just give Chicago and Detroit to Canada!
7. Deny access into the "New U.S. of A" to all those now inside the borders of Chicago and Detroit, the new territories of Canada!
8. And finally...have another National Election in the "New U.S. of A."
P.S. #1 The Humanitarian Awards and the $50,000.00 Cash Gift was a Joke!
P.S. #2 Would someone please stop Nancy from slobbering all over poor Barney!
ANY COMMENTS OR SUGGESTIONS?