Posted by
Sir Rowdy on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 1:39:39 PM
CONGRESS: Put term limits on Congress and they'll steal that much faster!
NANCY PELOSI: What is the definition of a woman who licks her lips, smiles, performs her duty, then grabs for your wallet?
JOHN McCAIN: Voting for John McCain because he was a true Conservative was like poopin' in your hand to keep your panties clean!
CONGRESS: A group of elected officials with the "OO" license to maim, steal, and kill!
HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON: The black hearted "Queen" who was checkmated in her own party's chess game of Liberal deception!
HARRY REID: The comic book character who wears a three "S" insignia on his underwear that stands for "Snooze, Slander, and Steal."
CONGRESS: Did you ever hear of a member of Congress who retired poor?
BARACK OBAMA: A vaudeville character and winner of this century's PT Barnum award!
2008 ELECTION: A campaign where Al Capone would not only have been eligible to run, but would have been supported by Al Gore, John Kerry, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and the mainstream media!
THE MAJORITY OF AMERICAN VOTERS: Too lazy to research the facts; too stupid to understand the ultimate results; too naive to challenge all the lies; and too selfish to care about anything but themselves!
THE AMERICAN TAXPAYER: Soon to discover what it was really like to be a slave!
Dedicated to all those American Conservatives who continue to fight the good fight!
Signed: Sir Rowdy