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DEAR GOVERNOR PALIN

   Like millions of other true Conservatives, I'm more than disappointed that you are returning to Alaska without the "Gold Medal!"  However, we are all thankful that we've gotten introduced to our Joan-of-Arc in the Conservative movement.  Yes, I understand what eventually happened to the historical Joan-of-Arc, but remember...learn from history!  Don't allow those snot-nosed powerbroker insiders within the Republican Party to side-track you from your future mission...a mission that will eventually save America from the destruction emposed upon it over the next few years by Radical Liberals!
   As a youthful newsman and undercover investigator who worked around and within political campaigns, please allow me to offer my best advice.  In doing so, I propose that our political history has been conveniently slanted by self-serving politicians.  To wit:  Ronald Reagan didn't win because he was a Conservative!  He won elections because he sold Conservatism as a patriotic American Movement!  In fact, both his speeches and his political "quips" were so patriotic that they made the ghost of John Phillip Sousa laugh and dance on his own gravestone.  So, what does this have to do with you?
   "Learn, Baby...Learn!!!"  Yes, you already understand your own shortcomings displayed over the past few months.  To me, they weren't important, but to the Liberal Media, they were the bullets needed to shoot down, or at least tarnish your image.  So, we agree on the first step...right?
   Secondly, continue to be a fantastic Governor, but then...    At the first opportunity, win an election as one of Alaska's respresentatives in Congress...either as a Congresswoman or Senator.  (I would suggest Congresswoman, where you can truly represent the "common" voter, without having to bow down to the good-ol'-boy system in the U.S. Senate.)
   Then, as a "national" politician, raise enough charming "Hell" that the Liberal Media can't ignore you!
   Well, as they say, from there on..."the sky's the limit!"  In 2016, or even 2020, there will be no glass ceiling for you, and all of us who love you will carry your banner to that time when you will be sworn in as America's most promising President!  And believe it...by then, we'll need you more than anyone can now imagine.
   Thank you for your efforts, and God Bless you and your family!
 
Signed, Sir Rowdy
 
P.S.  Even though I'll soon turn 70, if you'll invest the effort, I promise to be around to cheer and vote for you when the time arrives.
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