Posted by
Sir Rowdy on Saturday, October 11, 2008 12:52:01 PM
FIRST FANTASY...THEN FACT!
FANTASY:
1. Cindy McCain suddenly promises John that unless he immediately resigns from the campaign for the Presidency, and moves to Bangladesh to help her run an orphanage, she will never again give him any sugar or money!
2. Knowing on which side his bread is buttered, John agrees, and convinces the Republican Party to accept his resignation, and to replace him on the ticket with Governor Romney.
3. Romney and Palin, the most intelligent ticket in the history of the Grand Ol' Party, wins in a landslide!
4. America not only returns to its' rightful place as the successful leader of the free world, but the Liberal politicians, journalists, and their financial backers (such as George Soros) are also traded to Cuba for their next three crops of sugar cane. (O.K., we'll take the shredded leftovers from only one crop, and throw in all the George W. Bush mementoes for good measure!)
FACT:
AMERICA, BY DEFAULT, MUST ELECT JOHN "TWO-WAY" McCAIN FOR ONLY ONE REASON...TO PREVENT THE LIBERALS FROM RUINING AMERICA!!!
1. First John, you shouldn't be elected because you're the best candidate available. The Democrats and Republicans both failed America when they nominated their respective candidates for the Presidency! We conservatives and moderates can name numerous reasons why neither of you failed Senators should be elected to our greatest office!
2. Secondly John, the final straws in our patience with you and your campaign were...
a. your active support of that stupid, socialistic, political pay-off "Bailout Bill" (as it was written,) and your socialistic proposal to buy up private home mortgages, and
b. your idiotic remarks in support of that "nice man" Barack Obama at one of your rallies on October 10, 2008.
YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, JOHN!!!
We citizens are angry and we have a right to be! Our political parties have let us down, and your frivolous campaign only makes matters worse! Therefore, you have left us we no other option but to ELECT JOHN McCAIN THIS TIME, BUT BY DEFAULT, AND FOR ONLY ONE TERM!!! GET IT, JOHN? ONLY ONE TERM!!! Then we can nominate and elect either Sara Palin, George Romney, or Donald Duck to represent us for the term of office beginning in four years.
That's the facts, John! After four years of keeping Liberals from ruining America, you and Cindy (one of the greatest ladies to ever compliment a candidate) can ride off into the Arizona sunset knowing that you contributed to SAVING AMERICA! Case closed!
Signed, Sir Rowdy
A Disgusted Voter